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Why Do It NOW Takes On New Urgency: It's Time for That Dream River Trip

You're Never Too Old for a Strawberry Shake

Listless? Down? Maybe Being Dormant is Key to the Next Big Thing

Want to Avoid Dementia? MOVE

When You Make Plans....And the Universe Busts Out Laughing

We're Too Old Not to Notice, and Thank, All the Invisible People Who Got Us Here

Why You're Too Old to Give Up: My Orthotics Designer Spills the Tea

Why You Won't Move Overseas Even If It Makes Perfect Sense

I Saw a Tree: When a Vacay Goes Really Bad, Go Home

When We're Too Old to Hang Onto Those Memories, and the Judgment That Comes With Them

Not Dead Yet! Notes on Filling the Calendar for the Rest of the Year with Joy

You're Way Too Old to Die Weak: Get Strong, Live Longer, Live Better

We're Too Old to Use The Age-Old Excuse to Avoid Joy

We Don't Need No Stinking Standards! How to Kick That Can of Crap Down the Alley

You're Too Old To Think You're Invincible: The Promise of Tomorrow is a Lie

When Lions Roar, the Weak Tremble: The Power of the People to Fight Back

Lessons From a Billy Joel Song: Are We Too Old to Turn the Lights Back On?

We're Too Old to Need Trophies as Proof of a Life Well-Lived

The Point of Body Work on the Psyche: You're Never Too Old for a Good Rolfing

What She Said: At Some Point You Will Be Too Old and You Will Die Badly

Lessons About Life From An Aging Motel

You're Too Old to Believe This Bullshit

Take the Time for Yourself NOW...Please Don't Wait Until You Really Are Too Old

On Delaying Death: The One Magic Thing That Works

Time Passes Like a Roaring Bullet Train, and Then It's Gone. Suddenly We're Too Old?

On Blue Collar Old Guys Who Rock, and Being Too Old to Slow Down

You and I Are Too Old to Fight a Changing Body: A Guide on How to Ride the Tide

The Immense Freedoms of Age, Wisdom and Letting Go: You're Too Old to "Own"

What Would You Be Willing To Die For? We're Too Old to Scrap Our True Love Language

Tell Me You're Autistic. Let's See What Happens

Did You Trade Dry January for Another Set of Sicknesses? You're Too Old to Be Fooled

You're Too Old to Die Young and So Are Your Dreams

You and I Are Too Old to Give Up on Our Impossible Dreams

You and I Are Too Old to Not Expect More Shit to Happen

Part V: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them

Part IV: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them

Part III: Life Between the Trapezes: What It's Like in Midair and Why I'm Too Old to Complain About It

Part II: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them

Part I: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them

This Old Box: You and I Are Too Old and Too Full of Life to Fit Inside

We're Too Old to Miss the Joy Mixed With Grief Mixed with Pain Mixed with Gratitude

You're Too Old to Believe That Mexico is Still Such a Cheap Retirement Option

I'm Having One of Those Moments. What About You?

You and I Are Too Old Not to Listen When the Universe is Yelling at Us

Live Forever? Nonsense. Live Better? Of Course. You're Too Old to Fall for False Promises. These Aren't...

You're Too Old to be This Foolish: An Expat Gets Injured Over a Thirty-Cent Bus Fare

Crossing the Threshold and Creating the Moment

Making the Move Out of America: An Object Lesson on How NOT To Do It

Remember the Strong in Your Life: They Need a Shoulder, Too

Nothing Was Ever Promised Us: A Life Lesson in Gratitude

Thinking of Moving Overseas? We're Too Old to Make Big Mistakes

You and I Are Too Old Not to Take Symptoms Seriously: When Life Comes Home to Roost

Should I Leave or Should I Go? When You and I Are Too Old to Spend the Last of Our Years in Dire Circumstances, Well...

You're Too Old to Hunker Down and Wait This Out. Live Your Life NOW

This Guy Has Lots of Reasons You Should Die Sooner Than Later. You're Too Old to Buy That Bull

The Power and Promise of Neophilia: We're Too Old to Be Stale

You're Too Old Not To Give Yourself Some Joy

You're Too Old Not To Find This Hilarious

You're Useless! You Suck! You're Stupid/Ugly/Fat! And....YOU'RE TOO OLD

We're Too Old to Be Asshats

Today I Had a Damp Shoulder. Why It's So Important to Just Listen

You and I Are Way Too Old to Take Dietary Advice From Centenarians Just Because They're Old

You and I Are Too Old to Leave Our Humanity Behind

You and I Are Too Old To Hang On To Dusty, Decrepit Old Versions of Ourselves

You're Way Too Old to Let This Happen, and Way Too Old to Think It Won't Happen

You're Too Old to Hate Being a Hot Mess: How to Love a Life That's Falling Apart

A Most Forgettable Inaugural: The Night I Was Set to Own the City

Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit, and Other Substack Wisdom

Once We Were Young and Beautiful. Now We’re Just Beautiful. We're Too Old to Want to Be Young

You and I Are Way Too Old for New Year's Resolutions. Here's Why

How to be Successful at the Gym: You're Never Too Old to Start, and Here's How to Fit In

Heroic Lies We Tell Ourselves and What We Can Learn From Them

Still Working On It: Substack Tech Asks for Feedback Before We Fixed the Problem

Where's My Stuff?

We're Blessed, and We're Way Too Old Not to See It

Substack Technical Help and the Rank Stupidity of Poorly Designed AI