Sitemap - 2025 - Too Old For This Sh*t
Pissed Off? Hopeless? Wait a While. You're Not Old Enough Yet
Just Pull the Clown's Nose: You'll Be Fine
You're Never Too Old To Lose Excess Weight and Get Healthier
Too Old for a Dream? Come Shopping With Me and Let's Put One Together
More Stupid Advice Worth Ignoring: Let's Kill Hustle Culture Before It Kills Us
What It Takes to Be a Warrior: It's Even More Important When We're Old
Get Off Your Butt for the BHAG: You're Never Too Old to Go For One
A Quintessential Lesson in World Peace from a Magical Mayan Bon Bon
Don't Die in the Emergency Room: A Sure Fire Strategy to Protect Yourself
Breathe In, Breathe Out...Stop Suffocating and Learn to Fly
Do This and Live Longer, But Be Careful... The Cost of Gullibility
Broken Dreams, a Broken Body and Redemption: Five Years Ago, and Today
Do It Because It's Hard. That's How Life Gets Easier
The One Secret to Guarantee Health and Well-being as You Age
Buy the Porsche, Ignore the Body: Midlife Men and Their Crises
You're Too Damned Old and Too Damned Wise To Do This
The Brain Drain....and What We Can Do About it: Why You're Never Too Old to Get Your Noggin Back
Stop Telling Yourself "I'm Just Getting Old" and DO Something About It
When Are You Old Enough To Set Clear Boundaries? How About Right Now?
Women, All of Us Women, Have Everything To Lose. This Fight is for All of Us
Longevity is Within Reach...But Then It Always Has Been. Let's Go Get Old
Be Your Wildest Dreams: You're Never Too Old to Start Over
Another Stupid Wellness Trend to Get Judgy and Compulsive About: Why You're Too Old for This Shit
You're Too Old to Drain Your Brain. What a Dementia Doctor Does to Protect His Noggin
They Came Back: The Pickleball Ladies Return to the Clackamas River for a Day of Joy
Why Do It NOW Takes On New Urgency: It's Time for That Dream River Trip
You're Never Too Old for a Strawberry Shake
Listless? Down? Maybe Being Dormant is Key to the Next Big Thing
When You Make Plans....And the Universe Busts Out Laughing
We're Too Old Not to Notice, and Thank, All the Invisible People Who Got Us Here
Why You're Too Old to Give Up: My Orthotics Designer Spills the Tea
Why You Won't Move Overseas Even If It Makes Perfect Sense
I Saw a Tree: When a Vacay Goes Really Bad, Go Home
When We're Too Old to Hang Onto Those Memories, and the Judgment That Comes With Them
Not Dead Yet! Notes on Filling the Calendar for the Rest of the Year with Joy
You're Way Too Old to Die Weak: Get Strong, Live Longer, Live Better
We're Too Old to Use The Age-Old Excuse to Avoid Joy
We Don't Need No Stinking Standards! How to Kick That Can of Crap Down the Alley
You're Too Old To Think You're Invincible: The Promise of Tomorrow is a Lie
When Lions Roar, the Weak Tremble: The Power of the People to Fight Back
Lessons From a Billy Joel Song: Are We Too Old to Turn the Lights Back On?
We're Too Old to Need Trophies as Proof of a Life Well-Lived
The Point of Body Work on the Psyche: You're Never Too Old for a Good Rolfing
What She Said: At Some Point You Will Be Too Old and You Will Die Badly
Lessons About Life From An Aging Motel
You're Too Old to Believe This Bullshit
Take the Time for Yourself NOW...Please Don't Wait Until You Really Are Too Old
On Delaying Death: The One Magic Thing That Works
Time Passes Like a Roaring Bullet Train, and Then It's Gone. Suddenly We're Too Old?
On Blue Collar Old Guys Who Rock, and Being Too Old to Slow Down
You and I Are Too Old to Fight a Changing Body: A Guide on How to Ride the Tide
The Immense Freedoms of Age, Wisdom and Letting Go: You're Too Old to "Own"
What Would You Be Willing To Die For? We're Too Old to Scrap Our True Love Language
Tell Me You're Autistic. Let's See What Happens
Did You Trade Dry January for Another Set of Sicknesses? You're Too Old to Be Fooled
You're Too Old to Die Young and So Are Your Dreams
You and I Are Too Old to Give Up on Our Impossible Dreams
You and I Are Too Old to Not Expect More Shit to Happen
Part V: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them
Part IV: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them
Part II: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them
Part I: We're Too Old Not to Recognize These Feelings: Here's How to Deal With Them
This Old Box: You and I Are Too Old and Too Full of Life to Fit Inside
We're Too Old to Miss the Joy Mixed With Grief Mixed with Pain Mixed with Gratitude
You're Too Old to Believe That Mexico is Still Such a Cheap Retirement Option
I'm Having One of Those Moments. What About You?
You and I Are Too Old Not to Listen When the Universe is Yelling at Us
You're Too Old to be This Foolish: An Expat Gets Injured Over a Thirty-Cent Bus Fare
Crossing the Threshold and Creating the Moment
Making the Move Out of America: An Object Lesson on How NOT To Do It
Remember the Strong in Your Life: They Need a Shoulder, Too
Nothing Was Ever Promised Us: A Life Lesson in Gratitude
Thinking of Moving Overseas? We're Too Old to Make Big Mistakes
You and I Are Too Old Not to Take Symptoms Seriously: When Life Comes Home to Roost
You're Too Old to Hunker Down and Wait This Out. Live Your Life NOW
This Guy Has Lots of Reasons You Should Die Sooner Than Later. You're Too Old to Buy That Bull
The Power and Promise of Neophilia: We're Too Old to Be Stale
You're Too Old Not To Give Yourself Some Joy
You're Too Old Not To Find This Hilarious
You're Useless! You Suck! You're Stupid/Ugly/Fat! And....YOU'RE TOO OLD
Today I Had a Damp Shoulder. Why It's So Important to Just Listen
You and I Are Way Too Old to Take Dietary Advice From Centenarians Just Because They're Old
You and I Are Too Old to Leave Our Humanity Behind
You and I Are Too Old To Hang On To Dusty, Decrepit Old Versions of Ourselves
You're Way Too Old to Let This Happen, and Way Too Old to Think It Won't Happen
You're Too Old to Hate Being a Hot Mess: How to Love a Life That's Falling Apart
A Most Forgettable Inaugural: The Night I Was Set to Own the City
Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit, and Other Substack Wisdom
Once We Were Young and Beautiful. Now We’re Just Beautiful. We're Too Old to Want to Be Young
You and I Are Way Too Old for New Year's Resolutions. Here's Why
How to be Successful at the Gym: You're Never Too Old to Start, and Here's How to Fit In
Heroic Lies We Tell Ourselves and What We Can Learn From Them
Still Working On It: Substack Tech Asks for Feedback Before We Fixed the Problem
We're Blessed, and We're Way Too Old Not to See It
Substack Technical Help and the Rank Stupidity of Poorly Designed AI